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[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is he depressed or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with person man? Degraded man, person man

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't hear that song without watching this video: https://youtu.be/LsAiCs66l40

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

I first heard the song put to DBZ clips. So I can't hear this verse without seeing Krillin getting clobbered.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Therapist: “You can’t hear static images.”

tubas and accordions fill my head

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok, doc, then how can I hear you? You're about as 2D as they come. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 3 points 2 months ago

Hey now, dimensionality? Let’s keep it civil.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Poetry.

They have a fight, Particle wins. Particle man.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Animaniacs have a lot to answer for

[–] Batman@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking it was Tiny Toons that introduced me to this one? Though, so many years ago... not so sure anymore, with as much as I watched all the toons back then.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 months ago

Hmm, you might be right, it was a long time ago.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 19 points 2 months ago

It's 1am an I am deeply offended by such a personal attack.

[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Look out

Now he's a broken man

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s wild that this is clearly based on the Spiderman theme but we ALL came here with They Might Be Giants on the brain

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Where do you think Spidey's theme came from? 🤦🏼‍♂️

🎶Look out! Here comes Depression.🎶

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Triangle man, triangle man Triangle man hates human man They have a fight, triangle wins

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

I'm not a real doctor but I am a real man

[–] PhatalFlaw@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I feel attacked

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Fuck that's sad. I took a long break from most social media and just randomly came back because I'm no longer in crisis and I can see that things are still going the way I thought. I'm very much glad for the growth I've had recently and I want anyone who sees this to know that it can get better, a lot better, I just recently became able to voice my real feelings and stand up for myself and I'm finding out real quick what my family is actually like but also something really good happened very recently and it would not have happened if I was still just keeping my head down. Anyone feel free to reach out for support.

[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago

Here’s me finishing it in my head with a Knick knack paddy wack give a dog a bone, human man is rolling home

Just realised that old rhyme seems maybe offensive to Irish people with paddy wack, makes sense for a lot of old English nursery rhymes…

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

My mind did a completely different take and tried to do this to the tune of Particle Man. Had to read the comments to realize where I went wrong and why this wasn't fitting with the lyrics

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

I've seen it all before
I've been there
I've seen my hopes and dreams lying on the ground
I've seen the sky just begin to fall