Wild animals must be so psyched when they get a score like this. He will probably be chasing that high the rest of his life.
this post was submitted on 01 May 2025
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Grizzly bears can eat up to 20,000 calories when bulking for hibernation. Cookie dough has about 500 calories per 100g. Wild salmon stops at about 200 calories per 100g. Berries have 50 calories per 100g.
Raiding a pantry must a lifetime event for a bear.
Leave my guy alone, he's getting over a rough breakup.
Is this how they start getting into cocaine?
The prequel to Cocaine Bear...
Ever see ice cream scene for white chicks? Im not convinced it was "chocolate ice-cream"
Send him to el salvador
They killed a hippo so not sure safe for a bear.
Those hippos need to be dealt with. Pablo Escobar created an environmental disaster with his out of control hippos.
I know you are joking but it was in a zoo and frankly I dk how they killed it without firearms. Thats like one of the deadliest animals on the planet.
Let the chonky king have his ice cream.
You got me...
You ever see the movie cocaine bear? I have a feeling you might just love it.
Stealing! It’s a bear!
“I hope the bear’s not lactose intolerant” what a guy
If you think about the size ratio, 3 gallons for a bear, is probably like a pint for a person.
Slightly more than you should eat in a sitting but still doable?
Yogi Bear in the flesh.
Is chocolate harmful to bears like it is for dogs?
So what now, chocolate chip cookies, dough or ice cream?
Yes.
It’s ice cream with chocolate chip cookie dough mixed in as the flavoring
YABADABADOOO!