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[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They have the yellow ramp blocks to get it up the curb too! So embarrassing

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wouldn't that be the same for any show car? Like, you don't want to scuff up the new tires by unnecessarily taking the car over a curb.

Granted, they should have put them away for the show, but they clearly don't have much brain power to show.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You think they do that with a jeep, or some other actual off-road vehicle? Maybe they would, but I think the curb would take out that nazi car. That’s the difference.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For a showroom vehicle where you want everything on the vehicle to be as spotless and unblemished as possible, yeah, I would imagine some places would.

Sure, not everywhere is gonna do it, but I would guess that they had a time or two where a car slipped on the curb and scuffed up the tire. It's one more thing to potentially turn off a customer. Plus, they maybe can't sell the car until they replace the damaged tires (just my guess).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Scuffs and dirt are sources of pride for real off roaders. Sure the Detroit, Tokyo, London car shows they keep it spotless, and inside. For this, I suspect there's a jeep on a 45° ramp somewhere with the front wheel of the jeep about where the roof of the CT is.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I mean, they haven't actually finished setting it up yet. That part makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fuckin' couches, killin' Popes. That's the JD way.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I hear he fucked the Pontiff's couch after poisoning him.

IDK, they fired all the fact checkers and the blue checks don't mean anything anymore, so I guess it might be true?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did the pope's couch even say thank you??

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, it may not be true but lots of people are saying it.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I think it’s from one of his former associates.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Camino is also an incel Camino

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Blind date, and you're obligated to pick up your date with either a decked out El Camino, or a decked out Cybertruck.

Good choice, and it wasn't even close, huh?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Hey don't be mean to the El Camino, it didn't deserve that :(

I wish we still made utes here in the states, sedan in the front, business in the back. Last one we got was the Chevy SSR I think? Ugly thing

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Why anyone would buy this low poly monstrosity is beyond me. I bet this was the first time Elon designed something.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

I subscribe to the theory that tech bros are deeply insecure about their masculinity because they have basically no genuine manliness in their lives, and the Cybertruck is something they're familiar with (gimmicky tech bullshit) that tricks them into thinking they are doing manly things (hauling building supplies in a pickup truck).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It seems to be some kind of instinct, wanting to be edgelord-y while growing up (asia knows that as chuunybyou). And while some never grow up mentally, some others never overcome the edgelord-y.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

An IncEl Camino will get stuck on snowy roads that a Ford Fiesta just flies over.

EDIT: I am sorry. I am being unfair. The IncEl Camino will get stuck on most road conditions that a Fiesta would fly over, not just snow.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My favourite title for this vehicle is ...

The Deplorean

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I like it but I think I will use that for the Model S.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

You are now banned from Reddit for being mean to Elon

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

Those stones are put there for potential customers to test how resistent the glass is.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Unfortunately the Americans will never be able to experience the best offroad vehicle.

https://media.autoexpress.co.uk/image/private/s--PesbF8DD--/v1562246928/autoexpress/2018/10/10new.jpg

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah but does it smell like steak and seat 35?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

How much does it weigh when the driver gets out?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Someone in my town imported one of these and I'm SO jelly. I've been looking for a trail toy but I'm probably gonna end up with an ancient samurai or smth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

If anyone is interested, here is a video of a jimny beating a Jeep wrangler on a steep hill incline.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE2W93FBdo8

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Look the cybertrunk is a dumb vehicle. But, isn't this how trucks and other off-road targeted vehicles are displayed?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

If it's new they shouldn't drive over rocks on the tires. If it was used and on used tires, driving it up on rocks would make a lot more sense. I off road my Subaru and I've off roaded with a kia, most vehicles can do more than you think if you know how to drive them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes, but at the same time a lot of other trucks and "off-road" vehicles like the vast majority of SUVs aren't actually designed to be used off-road, either.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

And looks cooler off road, and oddly better for the environment it seems like.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Even the wheels look like they're off Hot Wheels.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've done more off-roading in my IKCO sedan (Iranian car manufacturer)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've done more off-roading on a mountain bike

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Keep the cover on or it will rust in the next rain.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Musk = POS Nazi.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Holy shit! Look at the off-roading that beast can do. A pile of rocks….fuck me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Ok, but this is actually just sensible marketing. Must not skuff a new product. That's just common sense.

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