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Fish Hammer (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Fish Hamma

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

For Carpentry

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

only to scale

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That Hammer cost 3,500!

https://www.jimbodetools.com/products/rare-fish-head-hammer-one-of-only-two-known-excelsior-92052

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

One of only two known, but we have seen six.

wat

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Noting this down for later tabletop use.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Fetch the treasury! I must have it!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I wonder what it was used for

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Carpentry. And I don't think it's that old. The shape is so similar to modern carpentry hammers, that I think it is not older than the standardised nail. Most definitely younger than the middle ages.