Too late, already invited all my friends over for supper.
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But how will you feed all these people with only one loaf of bread???
It's cool, he has a fish too!
And wine!
Dude, he knows I'm recovering, I brought water for a reason!
Hey guys, don't say anything, ok? I'm gonna switch his drink out later and really fuck with him!
Jesus is up on the cross, dying slowly. He sees Peter nearby, weeping. "Peter, my friend, come close. I have something tell you...." "Peter, come closer, i am weak and I must say this to you...." "Peter, my beloved friend and follower, the time is close for me to leave and you must hear this, come to me and hear my words...." "Peter, i can see your house from up here".
Anyone besides me ever think Jesus was the original bdsm sub? He was literally nailed to a cross by his hands and feet.
Doesn't get more hardcore than that!!!
You know.....if religion and all it's stories weren't total bullshit and fictional.
many people were "literally nailed to a cross by their hands and feet"
Crucifixion is a method of capital punishment in which the condemned is tied or nailed to a large wooden cross, beam or stake and left to hang until eventual death. It was used as a punishment by the Persians, Carthaginians, and Romans, among others.
Interesting read, thanks for posting
I mean, I don't find it hard to believe that some dude started a cult and then his followers kept exaggerating his stories for years after he was dead.
are you writing about Brian?
Could be lol
Kick over tables and whip people?
I’ll do anything for love…