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Us Republicans are NOT interested in GENITALS! We just think ALL CHILDREN should have to show GROWN UNVETTED MEN their Genitals BEFORE going into EVERY SINGLE BATHROOM IN THE COUNTRY! And if they REFUSE to show ME their GENITALS we'll SHIP them To El Salvador! And if Their PARENTS Refuse we'll ship THEM to El Salvador TOO!
I think that there should be a rule that you can only repost this if you pay it forward and shrink his face another half of a percent.
It's because they're child predators and sexual predators in general. Why else would they be asking what's in your pants?
I’m just into it for the stats. Biggest gains, smallest shrinkage in the cold, stretchiest foreskin, etc. I challenge any of these little fucks to beat my record for strongest vertical and starboard curvature. No one will ever outdo “The Corkscrew.”
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
No one will ever outdo “The Corkscrew.”
actually, ducks got ya beat. They have corkscrew penises.
scientific diagram possible NSFW, if you think an anatomy diagram counts as NSFW
I’ll have to start training from scratch. Resistance kegals, power thrusts, an entirely new stretching and bending rig. Ducks have been on top for far too long. I’ll be topping them soon enough.
Please don't fuck the ducks.
I mean the pedo party and pedo apologists