I’m just into it for the stats. Biggest gains, smallest shrinkage in the cold, stretchiest foreskin, etc. I challenge any of these little fucks to beat my record for strongest vertical and starboard curvature. No one will ever outdo “The Corkscrew.”

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No one will ever outdo “The Corkscrew.”

actually, ducks got ya beat. They have corkscrew penises.
scientific diagram possible NSFW, if you think an anatomy diagram counts as NSFW

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ll have to start training from scratch. Resistance kegals, power thrusts, an entirely new stretching and bending rig. Ducks have been on top for far too long. I’ll be topping them soon enough.

[–] Famko@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please don't fuck the ducks.