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cross-posted from: https://szmer.info/post/6806162

So, which butthole did you pull your code, copy, or image from today? ๐Ÿ™‚

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Who wants to form an AI company with me called UranusAI, and we woud have a very Goatse-looking logo.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Literary genius. Thank you to the author for writing this entertaining piece. Plus, while tongue in cheek, there are some very true observations about corporate branding becoming bland and uncreative. Definitely involve some element of adolescent feedback in your focus group.

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

do all circles look like buttholes to you?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

Yes, and all tall and long things are penises.

I personally thought they were generally surrounding the singularity. But that might be because I'm a little bit interested in AI, while this journalist is more interested in sphincters.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (17 children)

because ai is shit and shit comes out through buttholes

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

what a lovely specimen of tissue paper skin!

hold back your remarks folks, this one looks like it might piss itself if you mention AI.

[โ€“] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

E Pluribus Anus

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

They were streets ahead in their logo design...

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

They're this close to the chaos symbol.

[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I so many of my colleagues loved this show. I couldn't watch it because it was just too real and triggered me hard.

[โ€“] [email protected] 70 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because they are mostly circles, and the author is anally fixated.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

exactly, Claude's is the only one that remotely resembles one, the others are just radially symmetric. Does the author also think flowers are buttholes? Stars, planets, camera apertures, vortices are all buttholes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

akhctually, I'm an asshole

[โ€“] [email protected] 59 points 2 days ago

Cause they are full of backdoors.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Cuz AI is usually full of shit?

[โ€“] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Butt jokes aside, I think all these are trying to compete to be the symbol that eventually represents the Singularity, or some shit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Like CEO, like company.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Every booty-hole is as unique and different as a snowflake. Truly a wonder of nature.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

The toilet then sends the data it collects to a cloud server.

What could go wrong.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Because the product is shit, obviously

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Because the only thing coming out of them is shit?

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

I think you need to see a doctor.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago
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