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cross-posted from: https://szmer.info/post/6806162

So, which butthole did you pull your code, copy, or image from today? ๐Ÿ™‚

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Cuz AI is usually full of shit?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

Like CEO, like company.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago

E Pluribus Anus

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

They're this close to the chaos symbol.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 10 hours ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 42 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Because they are mostly circles, and the author is anally fixated.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

exactly, Claude's is the only one that remotely resembles one, the others are just radially symmetric. Does the author also think flowers are buttholes? Stars, planets, camera apertures, vortices are all buttholes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

akhctually, I'm an asshole

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago

I think you need to see a doctor.

[โ€“] [email protected] 50 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, the Claude logo was obviously inspired by Community.

Just as much as the Apple AI one is a copy of the OpenAI.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 17 hours ago

They're a symbol for the crossroads of ideas.

[โ€“] [email protected] 46 points 18 hours ago

Cause they are full of backdoors.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 16 hours ago

Because the only thing coming out of them is shit?

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Because the product is shit, obviously

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Every booty-hole is as unique and different as a snowflake. Truly a wonder of nature.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

So, if I forget my Fitbit, then the run didn't happen. So here, I have to hold my poop to get to the toilet camera.

Can y'all just tell me what kind of poop consistencies apparently indicate disease? I could use my eyes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

If you see blood in your stool, or if it's dark and tar-like, you should see a doctor. Could be nothing, but if it's best to check with a professional.

Also keep an eye out for pinworms or tapeworms.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

Wasnโ€™t there a cartoon where a scientist or military dude needed to scan his anus before entering a top secret room?

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

What a silly take. You could just as well say they look like flowers.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Buttholes are funnier, though.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Garbage in, garbage out. These logos represent the latter.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

Shit, mostly.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

To represent their creators.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Just as an aside, but every time you see a sun to represent the far East, it's a raising sun, not a setting one.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

There is a distinct lack of off center buttholes.