Nah, the leader of the chum bucket was actually smart...
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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But couldn't market his brand for shit
Yes! Which is literally the only skill our national turd actually has...
Ok, I'll argue.
But not in the way that was intended.
It's pretty evident throughout the TV series that the Krusty Krab is an exploitative capitalist business with an incredibly greedy and rich owner that openly flaunts his wealth, stinginess, and poor treatment of his employees. They're always busy, but the food is probably crap, because every time a new restaurant opens in town there's an episode about how the Krusty Krab is suddenly empty. But when the new place gets shut down through some sort of nefarious hijinks, everyone is flocking to get back to the Krusty Krab.
The Krusty Krab is China.
Then, in the SpongeBob SquarePants movie, we get the Krusty Krab 2; more or less the same thing, with a giant fancy logo, and insanely inflated prices, that (per the founder) exists solely to make money.
There's the US.
The rest of the world is probably best represented by a restaurant not in a city called "Bikini Bottom".
Sounds good so far but you forgot the chum bucket in all this lmao
The Chum Bucket is Russia, trying to get more "customers" by spying on and destroying their competition instead of making a good product on their own.
So does everyone else; they have zero customers.
Forgot to add the apartheid ethnostate in with the US.
We might as well expand the list to US, Israel, China, Russia, Iran, and SAE.
EDIT: And Venezuela. Any others lmk I'll add it in.
Adding China is wild
China is perhaps the worst offender, currently. They're probably the largest threat to this entire world.
This grill is not a hoooooome.