Oh, should be no problem for you to leave earth then

Supermassive Blackholes: "Gravity is weak, huh?"

As a kid I used to dream that I could levitate by sort of straining my muscles upward and lifting myself away from the ground. It would be pretty cool to do that IRL.

Pathetic. I can easily overcome the gravitational pull of all the milky way just with my pinkie.

Lifts cup of tea

PHEW I'm done for the day.

Then gravity reminds you who's boss the next time you trip over your own feet

Nope. Gravity goes both ways. Actually it's the curve of space time pushing you toward another mass. And you can only overcome because your mass is puny next to the earth.

The face of the earth when I lift a finger: :o

Gravity is the only fundamental force that can bend time tho

I read this in the voice of Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia