A handmade home for woodworkers and admirers of woodworkers. Our community icon is submitted by @inquanto@lemmy.world, winner of the Christmas 2025 gift contest with a lovely series of hardwood cutting boards.
What it came up with is too good not to share:
Centimeters, meters, neters, and ൬eters.
And per hour.
What's that in Newton bushels per lumen?
About 1600 medium sized baguettes
Looks so convincing until you start looking at details.
It's just a nightstand that is 9.57 meters long and over 6 thousand meters tall.
Each side of the top is a different width.
And simultaneously 8.5 meters, 8.7 nanometers, 9.57m and 8.48m wide.
And also does and doesn't have a bottom side rail.
And yet somehow still rectangular.
Its height depends on the angle you're looking at it... like any normal M.C. Escher abomination.
AI in a nutshell
The fastest, most power hungry BSer.
Trees died for this.
I mean, it's a Google product, it's probably not inaccurate to say society died for this.
Height, 8.4cm. Width, 9.57 meters.
In Gemini's defense it delivered what the user asked for. If OP wanted specific dimensions they should have said so.
Eh, I'd say something 8.4cm tall and ~9 meters wide would be closer to a stage than a night stand or whatever it is op asked.
at first I'm like, oh that's not too bad
upon further review LMAO
Hey it's still pretty great for what it is, it would be mind blowing if the dimensions themselves were acurate and made sense, but yes when I zoomd in I laughed out loud
There's definitely dimensions
Directions unclear, opened a gate to the multiverse
You need the 8.5.600m revision of the tabletop for this build? Shit, I'm stuck on 8.5.299m.
Nigel gave me a drawing that said 18 inches. Now, whether or not he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told.
Who's this nightstand for? Paul Bunyan?
Well, thats better than what I get from interior designers :D
It just gave up on the top right it seems