this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Centimeters, meters, neters, and ൬eters.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What's that in Newton bushels per lumen?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

About 1600 medium sized baguettes

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Looks so convincing until you start looking at details.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (3 children)

It's just a nightstand that is 9.57 meters long and over 6 thousand meters tall.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Each side of the top is a different width.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And simultaneously 8.5 meters, 8.7 nanometers, 9.57m and 8.48m wide.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

And also does and doesn't have a bottom side rail.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

And yet somehow still rectangular.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Its height depends on the angle you're looking at it... like any normal M.C. Escher abomination.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

The fastest, most power hungry BSer.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

at first I'm like, oh that's not too bad

upon further review LMAO

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Hey it's still pretty great for what it is, it would be mind blowing if the dimensions themselves were acurate and made sense, but yes when I zoomd in I laughed out loud

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

You need the 8.5.600m revision of the tabletop for this build? Shit, I'm stuck on 8.5.299m.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Height, 8.4cm. Width, 9.57 meters.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In Gemini's defense it delivered what the user asked for. If OP wanted specific dimensions they should have said so.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Eh, I'd say something 8.4cm tall and ~9 meters wide would be closer to a stage than a night stand or whatever it is op asked.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

I mean, it's a Google product, it's probably not inaccurate to say society died for this.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

There's definitely dimensions

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Directions unclear, opened a gate to the multiverse

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Nigel gave me a drawing that said 18 inches. Now, whether or not he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Who's this nightstand for? Paul Bunyan?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Well, thats better than what I get from interior designers :D

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

It just gave up on the top right it seems