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There's a rock that is perfect for an entry-level Illusion magic spell. You cast it onto pretty much any dish and it improves and magnifies the taste.
As a more advanced spell of the Alteration school you can also cast it on the ground to remove snow.
I believe you are mistaken, as that one is actually Transformation, since it fundamentally and irreversibly alters the properties of the recipient substance!:-)
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Woohoo, Syriac reference! His art’s crazy cool.
I hate to tell you guys, but the ancients knew there were auras.
Brimstone definitely has an aura. It's detectable mainly by smell
I’m pretty sure I’m posting this on some rocks right now.
Yeah this post forgets that some rocks can be made to perform tasks through electric shock after having alchemy rituals performed on them
Crack Rock Steady! Are you ready? Livin' above the law!
Snuggle up next to a Cesium-137 source for the nice hot aura. You’ll enjoy the heat until you start to fall apart.
I don't get the rock magic/concussion connection. Are they saying hitting someone with a rock and giving them a concussion is magic?
It's like hitting someone in the head with a frying pan and yelling "Cast Iron!"
I cast large rock.
To be fair, looking at a rock, you wouldn't think it would cause brain damage from proximity. That's pretty magical
Some rocks have an invisible field around them. If you pass metal through this field, you can make your hand tingle.
There is also the Rock called lithium. It can be used to cast electricity on your enemies or used to mentally ground oneself.
i didn't get this joke at first, but then -
Auranium