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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You could also learn to speak European (the best language)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ik parlez vouz der Surströmming mio Amico

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Syglekogle?

Ahh, kamelåså!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Nah, learn one of the European languages or go to Canada

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The American brain drain is gonna suck for people living here but is also very justified and deserved at this point.

The Americans have gotten so complacent about being on top of the world that lots of people don't think there are any real consequences to anything and just wanna fuck around. We used to be at the forefront of research but now nobody with half a brain would want to come here. We're heading full speed into a century of humiliation and people are just gonna keep doubling down on ignorance and bigotry as things get worse

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

nobody with half a brain would want to come here.

That is highly dependent on country of origin

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

An American using the phrase "century of humiliation?" Unlikely...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is a fair point. We are quite far along on the brain drain already. I suppose I should take the fact that you think I'm too knowledgeable to possibly be an American as a compliment. There are, however, still some intellectuals with a basic knowledge of other countries' histories left here, the stereotype that we're all a bunch of backwards hicks and self-centered chauvanists is only mostly correct.

I used the phrase "century of humiliation" intentionally to draw a comparison between the two. If you talk to Chinese people (for example on RedNote) a lot of them will tell you that they care about science and advancement, not just for it's own sake, but because they have the cultural memory of what happened when they didn't. The century of humiliation is a big reason why the Chinese have got that dog in 'em when it comes to science, while Americans love toying around with antivax shit and similar anti-science ideas because we're so used to being on top and none of our actions having consequences.

China had the same kind of backwards traditionalists back in the Qing that we have today, and that traditional approach get steamrolled by guns and battleships. But we never had that experience. So why not fuck around with forcing Creationism into science textbooks? "What's the worst that could happen?"

Just as the Qing dynasty was committed to doing things their way and refusing to adapt to changing conditions or learning from other countries, you see similar tendencies in the US today. As your disbelief attests, people don't look to other countries to understand why they do what they do or to take any lessons from their history. And those who do are regarded as traitors or spies, just like those in the Qing dynasty who advocated for studying and adopting Western science were. Really, there are a lot of parallels between the two, imo.

Why did Cassandra go around talking shit about Troy's defenses? The only possible reasons are that she was secretly a Greek spy, or she was some kind of accelerationist who just wanted Troy to fall for some reason. At least, that's what people would say about her if she were here today. Truly, she was the first tankie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m American and I’ve been saying this with glee for weeks now lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That sounds rather unamerican tbh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Ohhh nooo not that anything but that

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Love how NPR keeps running the story about the French offering researchers priority, completely omitting the fact the program is only for fifteen people.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (3 children)

What aboot Canadian? Much easier

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Not to mention a lot closer too eh?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

It’s so expensive in Canada, and many of the schools here don’t provide many benefits. My grad school didn’t have housing, so I got fucked over during the housing crisis. The stipend literally put be 1/3 bellow poverty line in my city. Be aware.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I'll grab my toque while you grab the Timmy's and I'll meet you at the snow machines, ya hozer!

Or something like that. I grew up a yooper.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

no need to learn chinese whwn they can just pick a nice European language

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Which European country is going to have better funding for research than china?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Even if none do, they still have good funding and they are actually free countries

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

ah fuck its george bush all over again