this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

Wait a minute...

We have our own moisturizers? Why have I not seen Terry Crews advertise that?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

That's actually not true. We don't go around correcting women.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I was expecting it will go with urge to jerk off for the rest of the day, but I guess that works too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I suppose she still had a free hand

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ha. Men don't have useless cosmetic crap that is being pushed to consumers by marketing like moisturizers. Or soap. Or toothpaste.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Men get their own line of Kleenex for REASONS

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bullshit. It's everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Be careful moisturizing with bullshit if you have any open cuts or wounds

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

*moisturizer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Your bad spelling isn't a gender issue, Felicia. Also, you knew when that book report on Charlotte's Web was due 4 weeks beforehand.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

UM, AKSHULLY,

hahaha

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

What's stopping you?