If this happened in the US, you think they would charge him not just for the drugs, but also for violating food safety regulations by having non-food things inside the food?
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They'd definitely do that, and add some other creative charges as well.
I was born in Yugoslavia, before the balkan wars (and before Tito died) and when I was in ground school, Kinder-egg drug deals were already old news.
This article is, at least (!) 40 years too late.
Not the eggs we want, but the eggs we need
Dude, listen. I don't even LIKE normal eggs. I hate breakfast because EVERY item on every menu is "comes with a side of eggs".
So maybe YOU don't want chocolate eggs filled with pot, but I'd be all too happy if I got that with some pancakes and bacon.
I'd be like "it's going to be a good day!"
Modern problems require modern solutions.
This is, quite literally, previous century drug deal scheme.
Make it sound spicier - previous millennium drug deal scheme
Classic.