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POV: You're too shy to tell the medical staff that you just woke up during surgery. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by fellow_human@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 70 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I had a colonoscopy about five years ago ... not only is the idea of having one of these procedures embarrassing (I know it's important) but having to wake up like you just respawned into a game in a random location without knowing what the hell just happened is completely weird. You might as well have died for an hour or two and came back to life in a hospital bed.

And it's not just an easy wake up either .... your brain reboots itself and it takes about half an hour for all systems to come back online and in the meantime, it feels like some kind of weird drug that is preventing you from properly functioning or even thinking while your brain reoganizes itself and brings everything back up to normal.

It's terrible .... which is why I started eating properly, more fiber, less sugar, get my weight down and eat better ... because I never want to go through that again unless I really, really have to.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago

Just thought I would add that there is nothing to be embarrassed about having a probe going where you typically wouldn't want one. The doctors should have a very mechanical view of the human body and they shouldn't care about anatomy. I am a huge proponent of getting a colonoscopy when needed. They can save your life. Most of all, you need them at regular intervals. Thankfully, they should be a few years apart.

I actually woke up during my last colonoscopy, to the weird feeling getting poked at from inside my body. (Get your giggles out of the way, kids.) My recovery time from anesthesia is super-quick usually, and will mention that for my next colonoscopy. I'll be on my feet in about 10mins from when I open my eyes. The experience is always different from person to person. (I also was a serious drunk for a number of years, so operating at 25% was kinda normal, I suppose.)

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow, new fear 🥶. Gonna start eating every plant in sight...

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Funniest story I ever heard from a friend who had the same procedure was in them telling me about how they went under the aesthetic.

The specialist told them to get ready to count to ten and told them to start .... he started counting and then said 'I want to go home mommy' .... all this coming from a 50 year old mine worker

He said all he could remember was the surprised look at of the specialist's face as everything went dark.

When he came to again ... he said no one said anything and he could not remember if what happened, happened or not .. he couldn't remember if he was hallucinating, dreaming or making stuff up ... it's messed with him ever since and turned into a funny story he could never prove or disprove (he never worked up the courage to ask the staff about it all)

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I had one a few months ago, woke up smiling, as the doc told me it’s usually a nice nap, and it was. But yeah, it’s a weird and vulnerable situation, of course reaquires trust towards the doc.

And I was told, even if on a good diet and no symptoms, it should be repeated every 5 years.

[–] recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

Sedation is the best part of a colonoscopy imo, I love the feeling when the stuff hits, it's the prep that sucks

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago

My wife had a procedure under general - one where they had her legs pulled away back after she was out. She woke up during it to the point where she could hear them talking, but she couldn't say anything. She told the doctor at the follow-up that she heard them talking and he said lots of people think that, but it's just hallucinations from the drugs. She said, "One of the things you talked about was your kid's soccer game," and he got an "Oh shit" expression and moved the conversation to something else.

Why did he do that, you might ask? Because another thing they did was make fun of my wife in the position she was in. Extremely unprofessional, and she could have made a stink about it, but she just indirectly let him know she heard it.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More like ‘You can’t let the surgical staff know you just woke up in surgery because you’ve been given a hefty dose of muscle relaxants and can no longer move or scream.’

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 47 points 1 year ago

this is where you ask the room "does anyone want to hear a joke?"

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[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

There are 100% people with a gene that makes them metabolize anesthesia super rapidly, myself included. It's linked to the gene for red hair, but red hair isn't a requirement (I have it and I'm not a redhead, although my mom is).

I've 100% woken up during surgeries I should not have been conscious for, because the anesthesiologist didn't believe me. Those include a pediatric colonoscopy, surgery to set a broken arm, my TEE (I was conscious, but in twilight sleep. Took 3 vials of versed and I still remember it), and my septoplasty.

And it's not just general anesthesia either. It takes a fuck load of local anesthesia for me to feel it. My last filling they had to give me so much it paralyzed half my face for a while. Also, I wish my urologist had believed me when I said I wasn't numb for my vasectomy.

[–] tischbier@feddit.org 7 points 1 year ago

What’s up cousin! I have this gene. Also have EDS and we have a ton of red hair in our family.

I also woke up during a pediatric surgery! Mine was a facial surgery. I was out for a bit and near the close end I woke up and was aware of everything except the pain.

Thanks for letting me know about the vasectomy pain because those are supposed to be easy! Yikes sorry man.

I wish we could add this to our medical files. Like it should be easy to do but for some reason it always comes down to the patient and whether the doctor feels like believing them that day.

Bonus: We also process opioids rapidly. So, those don’t work on us either. But the trade off is we have higher pain thresholds than normal people.

[–] SirQuack@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also, I wish my urologist had believed me when I said I wasn't numb for my vasectomy.

I was undersedated for that one too. Hurt like a mother, but I never realised I may be under sedated so I just challenged through.

No issues in the end though. Just a firm reminder to ask for a double dose next time.

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I straight up told mine I require significantly more anesthesia because of my genetics. He made the incision, asked if I felt it, I said yes, then he started.

I did find out that I have an enormous pain tolerance, though. Fortunately the recovery was a breeze, so I guess I speed ran the pain.

[–] stetech@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How interesting! Does this apply to alcohol/other “recreational” drugs too, then, or only sedative ones?

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty resistant to stimulants, but I have ADHD so that skews this.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago

general anesthetics are so neat

like, you can just switch me off with a drug, and after a while I come back? weird, bizzar, and yet also practical. and (as far as I understand) it's universal. Works on every living thing. They've anesthetized plants

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Caesarians don't get general or sedation, do they? Just local and epidural fent?

My wife described it as rummaging through a purse, from the perspective of the purse.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But, ^that after a few rounds of telephone game becomes some horror story about waking up in the middle of a big open abdominal surgery, feeling all the cuts but not being able to speak or move. Can that shit actually happen? Probably, idk..

It can happen. When giving general anaesthetic there are three components. An anaesthetic to puts you out and makes you forget whats going on, pain relief and a muscle relaxants so that you go limp and don’t try to fight the ventilator when they take over your breathing. If you are resistant to the anaesthetic or not enough was given then you can wake up while still under the effects of the muscle relaxants unable to do anything to let anyone know. Scary stuff if you ask me.

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[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I agree they’re warning signs that you are awake and a good anaesthetist should pick up on it but, I am also saying that it’s possible, rare, but possible given the nature of GA to not have enough anaesthetic onboard while having a decent does of muscle relaxant. So you can look like you’re out of it from the end of the bed but still be aware. A good anaesthetist should honestly be paying attention to the patients physiology and noticing the blood pressure and heart rate spiking before this happens though. Maybe evening using something like a BIS to help confirm anaesthesia.

[–] fellow_human@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I think I have to clarify something. The whole thing was not as bad as it sounds. I had a local anesthesia in my arm (which was operated) and was sedated with propofol (i think). My focus wasn't as much on waking up, which i guess from the comments can just happen. It was more on my inability to speak up if something is wrong. Maybe they even noticed, and thought its alright. There was no pain, just an unsettling feeling.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I woke up during my wisdom teeth removal.
I tried to let them know
I have no idea if I was successful, because for all I know I was making crazy sounds while unconscious.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You guys were asleep during that? I had 6 wisdom teeth (that's right, 2 extra teeth in my jaw, all the doctors gathered to see) removed while awake with local anesthesia.

[–] fellow_human@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I also had local anesthesia when my wisdom teeth were removed. I had 4 of them, like most people. Still was a horrorshow for me, because I didn't manage to stop the bleeding after the removal. Ended up in the ER because I swallowed too much blood. Was my own fault, and I hope I learned from it to follow medical instructions more.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, the first several hours were a living nightmare. I could not stop the bleeding either and left my bathroom looking like a murderer scene. Ttankfully I managed to avoid going to the ER.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, they offered it as an option to me. Some kind of IV thing they turned on and knocked me TF out.
I'm Canadian so it's not like that option cost more or anything (thankfully wisdom teeth removal is considered a necessary medical procedure, rather than a dental procedure).

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I woke up during my colonoscopy. I distinctly remember asking for more anesthesia, and them telling me I already had the max.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jumpscare them