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[–] Senal@programming.dev 51 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Significant white-space is bullshit and i will die on this hill.

[–] BlueKey@fedia.io 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is there space left on the hill? I want to join you.

[–] Michal@programming.dev 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I hear there's significant space left

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But it's only white space. That's kinda racist.

[–] Senal@programming.dev 2 points 14 hours ago

significant white space to it's classist and racist

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Their whole thing is that they don't want to care about it, so if you get to the hill and there's no space, you're SOL.

[–] softwarist@programming.dev -1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 3abas@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Because yaml is not a programming language, and debugging why your whatever you're configuring isn't working correctly can be a nightmare. It doesn't tell you you missed an indent on a block, it just assumes it should be there and changes the meaning.

Braces are visually clear.

[–] rothaine@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah I just want JSON with optionally quoted keys, and comments.

[–] BlueKey@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago

JSON5 my beloved

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago