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[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 56 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

She's going to be another super villain in ten years isn't she

[–] chahn.chris@piefed.social 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Yes, but she will have really earned it unlike the other trust fund super villains.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago

I hope in 10 years we find out shes secretly a cyborg and meant that litterally, the prototype chip is on (in) her shoulder.