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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.social 122 points 1 day ago (6 children)

The average american only eats 2 ounces of cheese a day.

Charles Entertainment Cheese, who eats 7 billion pounds of cheese a day, is an outlier and should not be counted.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

please do not doxx me

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

When reached for comment, he replied "Please, Charles Cheese is my father. Call me Chuck."

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Reminds me of a joke (kinda) thought I had years ago. Chuck E Cheese should open a fine dining white tablecloth restaurant called Charles E. Fromage.

[–] BenderRodriguez@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Charles Edward Cheddarton's. He's a fat British mouse but runs a fine establishment unlike his American cousin.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I'm fully on board with this, provided they offer a prix fixe, 12-course meal.

  1. Hors d’Oeuvre: Parmesan bites with marinara

  2. Amuse-Bouche: Stuffed banana peppers

  3. Soup Course: Minestrone

  4. Salad Course: Caesar

  5. Appetizer: Cheesy bread with artichoke cheese dip

  6. Fish Course: Slice of anchovy pizza

  7. First Main Course: Slice of Hawaiian pizza

  8. Palate Cleanser: Orange sherbet

  9. Second Main Course: Slice of meat-lovers' pizza

  10. Cheese Course: Mozzarella sticks

  11. Dessert: Cinnamon rolls

  12. Mignardise: Chocolate lava cake and medium-roast Folger's coffee

Vintages:

1985 Coca Cola

1997 Pepsi Cola

1987 RC Cola

1996 Dr Pepper

1999 Mr Pibb

1979 Mountain Dew

2004 Moutain Dew Code Red

2004 Mountain Dew Baja Blast

2001 Sprite

1998 Fresca

2003 Barques Root Beer

2003 A&W Cream Soda

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

i'm requesting french onion, not minestrone

[–] cazssiew@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Barques got me

[–] Duckingold@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 4 points 21 hours ago

I doubt they beat me to the idea, but they certainly did on executing it. That is glorious!!!

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Charles Divertissement Fromage, non?

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 6 points 1 day ago

I don't think we should count Wisconsin either. They have so much they wear it on their heads.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Speak for yourself, I personally eat 100lbs each day (200lbs on Sundays)