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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm fully on board with this, provided they offer a prix fixe, 12-course meal.

  1. Hors d’Oeuvre: Parmesan bites with marinara

  2. Amuse-Bouche: Stuffed banana peppers

  3. Soup Course: Minestrone

  4. Salad Course: Caesar

  5. Appetizer: Cheesy bread with artichoke cheese dip

  6. Fish Course: Slice of anchovy pizza

  7. First Main Course: Slice of Hawaiian pizza

  8. Palate Cleanser: Orange sherbet

  9. Second Main Course: Slice of meat-lovers' pizza

  10. Cheese Course: Mozzarella sticks

  11. Dessert: Cinnamon rolls

  12. Mignardise: Chocolate lava cake and medium-roast Folger's coffee

Vintages:

1985 Coca Cola

1997 Pepsi Cola

1987 RC Cola

1996 Dr Pepper

1999 Mr Pibb

1979 Mountain Dew

2004 Moutain Dew Code Red

2004 Mountain Dew Baja Blast

2001 Sprite

1998 Fresca

2003 Barques Root Beer

2003 A&W Cream Soda

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i'm requesting french onion, not minestrone

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

"Very well. Let me just go and confer with our chef to make sure we can accommodate your request."

[Distant, muted sounds from kitchen, including plates crashing and yelling.] "...Che Cazzo? Vai a dire a quel figlio di puttana di andare a farsi fottere, e se quel pezzo di merda chiede un'altra sostituzione nel menu, digli che gli taglio le palle io stesso..."

"I apologize, but the chef...uh...respectfully declines menu substitutions at this time."

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

theres more cheese in the french onion tho

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

We'll get you some parmesan for the soup.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It better be like 90 pounds of it

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

At that point, isn't just a cheese salad with soup dressing?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

I didn't hear any complaining though.

also why didn't we make the eleventh course fondue? that nacho cheese machine has good output

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

I have to admit, that's pretty inspired. A nacho fondue served from one of those 7-Eleven machines with the plastic bladder full of a cheese-adjacent semisolid substance would be way more on brand.

[–] cazssiew@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Barques got me

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

I wish I could takes credit for that one, but I tried to spell it from memory. I knew there was a 'q' in it, but not much more.