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Send the pedofile billionaires
Why not ship them into Venus' surface? Much closer, anyway.
Planet of the Rapes. Oh my God, I was wrong it was Earth all along!
I don’t like comparing inter and intra and extra species behavior to what humans call rape. Not a fun path to go down.
pedoplanet? this is how you get pedoplanet.
just kill them here so their bodies can rot and feed the planet.
They said send them, never said in what condition.
They're probably so full of weird shit and plastic surgical filler they will contaminate wherever they die. Imo send them to mars alive. The microbes on them might help terraform mars if you send enough billionaires. All of them should do.
Why all these fancy impractical scifi solutions when the problem can be solved by a single bullet to the forehead? You can even use those cattle euthanizers and save on the bullet.
That's a great idea, instead of building rockets to deliver them to mars we could build a giant gun and fire them into mars at crazy high velocity. An operation plumbob situation.
Haven't you seen Alien:Prometheus? Humanoid aliens sending their pedos to earth and dispersing their DNA to create a whole new pedosystem was what got us into this mess in the first place. We must not repeat the cycle!
Prometheus was a silly movie.
as far as we know this is the pedo planet
They’ll never make it
Send them on a generation ship without medbays with Hormel and Campbell’s and Dasani
Excuse me but if alpo's good enough for daisy, it's good enough for them