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Yesterday I woke up and saw the weirdest thing, a man with as many noses as there are days left in the year (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 7 months ago by gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

This ones pretty good, but why are you looking at people with 365 noses?

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Should be zero or one, it's 1st Jan

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago

I apologise for my atrocious spelling, jesus christ, i have no clue how you managed to read that. Anyways i think this would be a valid application for time travel to send back your noses for your past self to surgically graft onto your body.