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[–] tio_bira@lemmy.world 75 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Non u.s. citizen here, wtf is a Daily Queen and why this make sense ?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 136 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

Dairy Queen is a fast food chain famous for soft serve "ice cream" which they put bits of other things in it, like oreo, M&Ms, cookie dough etc. for what they call a Blizzard, and part of their promotion is that they're supposed to flip the thing upside down quickly before serving it to you, to show that it is thick enough to not immediately run out and make a mess.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago

They also serve soft drinks which they don't perform this act for those so I call bullshit.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 23 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 26 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 21 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] three@lemmy.zip 2 points 23 hours ago

Yo dawg, we put chili in your ice cream cake so it'll stay frosty.

[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It's happened so long in my life that I'm mostly unfazed. The ice cream is thick and the cup they use holds it well to the sides so it can stay upside down (unless the machine mixed it wrong, but I've never seen it fall) for a few seconds before any real budging.

Still don't like it, though

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It almost fell out on me once. I think the ice cream in the machine was still fresh so it was still a bit too soft. The employee caught it in time and flipped it back up before it spilled out.

[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Did you do the evil thing and insist that, because it fell down, it was free per the advertisements conditions?

I can never bring myself to call out the fast food worker on a policy like that, like the McDonald's 'window to food in 30 seconds' nonsense they pull out sometimes or the 'if we didn't ask you about wanting fries, get free French fries' shit. Don't make customers into inspectors/watch dogs.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 12 points 20 hours ago

As much as I was tempted to demand a replacement, I didn’t want to make the person’s (likely) already miserable work day even worse, so I just laughed it off and took it. They’re just trying to make a living.

[–] Pogogunner@sopuli.xyz 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At the fast food chain Dairy Queen they make very thick milkshakes. Since they consider this a mark of quality, they prove it to the customer by turning the cup upside down with the milkshake still inside before handing it to the customer. These milkshakes are so thick that they do not fall out when the cup is inverted. Since they do this every time, employees get into the habit of doing this without thinking about it.

The first time I saw this, I blurted out "What are you doing?!" and got a lot of weird looks, and my friend group had to explain it to me.

[–] tio_bira@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago

Honestly, that's a bit odd, but thanks for answer me

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/OYQMhpXIOG8 The fail on that one I've not seen them hold it that long.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dairy Queen is a fast food chain that sells hamburgers etc, along with a variety of frozen dairy products. They advertise the thickness of their Blizzard® milkshake by having the cashier turn it upside down in front of the customer before handing it over.

[–] tio_bira@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago