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Queen of the fast food industry (slrpnk.net)
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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

But milkshakes are better when they're thin and runny, because it makes it a lot easier to drink them through a straw. Now I know why Dairy Queen does that but I don't understand why anyone would want a thick milkshake. I want to be able to drink mine, not eat it with a spoon.

[–] waggz@programming.dev 7 points 1 hour ago

then you would order a milkshake and not a blizzard

[–] kewjo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

it's not a milkshake it's ice cream with candy mixed in to order. it's served with a spoon in a cup so you can get in a drive through and store it in a cup holder.