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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago (7 children)

D-Bag: (Revs overly loud Honda)
Hot lady: I dare say I wish to mate with this fellow.
SITUATION WHICH HAS NEVER HAPPENED.

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Somehow this reads like it was said by T-Rex of Dinosaur Comics (qwantz.com)

Edit: this was not a criticism, I now wish to mate with you

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

According to The Fast and the Furious, it happens. ALL. THE. TIME.

~Surely movies don’t lie.~

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Sex me oh sexy sex haver!” -Hot ladies seduced by loud engines driving swiftly away never to return.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Especially when there are trees

It happens in certain circles. Source: I've hung out with some real scumbags

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside.

[–] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago

don't need no tax!

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It does work after a fashion, but the problem is that it only attracts specific types of dudes. If that's what you're into, though, you may be on to something.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unfortunately this turns into a logical fallacy when they drive away. Imagine the poor guys/ladies running like mad after their ideal mate only for them to disappear into the night.

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago

Also they might just be getting up to speed to do a handbrake turn and come back.

It’s basically foreplay.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I used to live at the edge of a suburb, next to a stroad with a wide downhill curve. The "perfect" combo of a large supply of moped teens from said suburb and ideal racing/revving conditions. Many times have I wondered what you wrote. I mean in some ways this is clearly mating behavior, no?

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

That would be true even without the first sentence, lol