this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2025
697 points (98.1% liked)

Programmer Humor

33451 readers
1619 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 179 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Spotify using several processes and GB of memory just play some music and browse a library is an abomination. WinAMP did most of that 20 years ago while using a fraction of the resources.

Discord similarly is an affront.

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 73 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

don't worry, this will all be solved now with incompetent vibe-coders, just give it a while

or you will look back to this with a nostalgic tear in the eye. one of these.

[–] kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you have Spotify Premium, try a third party client. Even GUI clients like Spotify-qt are memory light [though not at feature parity] whilst terminal clients like ncspot, spotify-player take 1/10th the memory. The latter even supports Spotify connect.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Thank you for his hint.

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

For Spotify it sort of makes sense though, right? It buffers a few songs ahead of time so using any free RAM seems valid

[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The average spotify 3:40 song is going to be about 4MB. This only changes to triple (10MB at the same length for premium and high quality) that size when you pay for it.

If Spotify is using more than 50MB on the audio cache, they absolutely deserve to get ragged on for it.

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ah true, that is pretty bad then

[–] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

I don't think it buffers more than one song ahead right, that would be wasteful?

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Spotify suck at programming. When using the app offline, I can view and play songs and podcasts directly or from the queue, but the menu to add stuff to the queue doesn't load.

[–] Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hate Discord passionately. I miss the days of Mumble + IRC

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

IRC was great, but it failed to progress meaningfully.

[–] Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

Except for needing bnc to keep your nick on some networks, it works very well imo

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net -5 points 10 months ago

Really? I have it running right now with 0% CPU usage and around 100MB of memory. Something's wrong with your setup.