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Zero Trust Architecture (lemmy.ml)

submitted 12 hours ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 35 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah that's where it turned from story to joke for me

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 15 points 11 hours ago

They’re specifically talking about Zero Trust though and treating it like a corporate device as the joke. This means authenticate at every layer, RBAC, and endpoint security compliance before allowing access to a service. Putting the device into an isolated guest VLAN works too of course.