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Uhhhhhh.........can I succumb? That sounds like a good time. I've never had magic devil sex before...
easier way: summon a succubus
it's actually the top duckduckgo search suggestion for "ritual to summon a" (not "how to summon a", those are all about the Minecraft /summon command)
Get on the 'bus
"Think of your penis as a bus. Because even a small bus, is a REALLY big.....bus, ya know? All the women will scream in horror, and say OH MY GOD! HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES THIS SEAT??? And you can just chuckle, in knowing your bus is very popular! Get on the bus, Gus!"
~Eugene Mirman. 2004.
Is this a real quote. ? I must know. Tell me !
It was part of a stand up comedy routine I saw him do. He later recycled part of it in Sexpert.
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