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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Think of your penis as a bus. Because even a small bus, is a REALLY big.....bus, ya know? All the women will scream in horror, and say OH MY GOD! HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES THIS SEAT??? And you can just chuckle, in knowing your bus is very popular! Get on the bus, Gus!"

~Eugene Mirman. 2004.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is this a real quote. ? I must know. Tell me !

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

It was part of a stand up comedy routine I saw him do. He later recycled part of it in Sexpert.