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Nice weather we're having (media.piefed.social)
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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 73 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

if a woman used this line on me my response would be "wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store"

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 49 points 2 days ago (6 children)

*puts on ski mask*
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY

[–] Klear@quokk.au 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I'M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

milkshakes are like 10$'s now

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i met a dog last week that showed me how to die

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

*comes back to woman with the French crown jewels, a milkshake, and a suspiciously living dog*

[–] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

*pumpiserlou starts playing*

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