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if a woman used this line on me my response would be "wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store"
*puts on ski mask*
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY
ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I'M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!
milkshakes are like 10$'s now
i met a dog last week that showed me how to die
*comes back to woman with the French crown jewels, a milkshake, and a suspiciously living dog*
*pumpiserlou starts playing*
I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.
The dystopia calls for the payment failing due to...
i bought too many board games
I was not expecting that, but I am respecting that