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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

US Presidents are literally thenCommander in Chief (the highest ranking military position).

The beautiful thing is: Washington was literally the 1st President, so nothing Trump does or says can change that.

~Albeit, I wouldn’t be surprised if he tried. #gulfofmexico4ever~

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 4 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Well, he does want to be first king

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

if anything would bring the OG GW back, it would be that.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

That's how you invoke the ire of Zombie Elvis.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Monkey’s Paw: Granted. But the people will quickly rise up and overthrow him and subject him to the guillotine.