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[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 28 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Calling it now, once Trump finds out this exists, he’ll do something to try and supersede that to put him at the top.

Maybe a 6 star general with the pips arranged like a Star of David.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

US Presidents are literally thenCommander in Chief (the highest ranking military position).

The beautiful thing is: Washington was literally the 1st President, so nothing Trump does or says can change that.

~Albeit, I wouldn’t be surprised if he tried. #gulfofmexico4ever~

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 4 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Well, he does want to be first king

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

if anything would bring the OG GW back, it would be that.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

That's how you invoke the ire of Zombie Elvis.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Monkey’s Paw: Granted. But the people will quickly rise up and overthrow him and subject him to the guillotine.