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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

No then she'll be French.

(Also why Italian? Romans were cool. Renaissance city-states were cool. But modern Italy is mid-tier.)

[–] Damage@feddit.it 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Damage@feddit.it 28 points 3 days ago

there are dozzine of us

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Found the Italian 🤌.

Fixed that for you.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My guess would be that anon is from italy but just chose to phrase it in this ambigous way.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I mean... it's what we all want, isn't it?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 days ago

Italians are hot. You've got poor taste.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Casual xenophobia from the US American, what was I even hoping for

Welcome to 4chan.

[–] genau@europe.pub -1 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Most Europeans would share the opinion though.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago

I thought Europeans mostly bitch about the US tho

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Italy isn't Europe's joke country though. Italians are just minding their own business out there in the Mediterranean not really bothering anyone else.

Everyone will trash talk France though. And the French will trash talk Parisians.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

And we Americans trash talk France. I don't know why though, they've been nothing but helpful, what with the Revolutionary War and the Louisiana purchase.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 15 hours ago

They were real dicks in the late 20th century though, including engaging in state-sponsored terrorism. Their inclusion in the European Union was a real sticking point for a while because of that.

[–] seggturkasz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

European here, no no no. Italians are awesome. Very friendly and cool people full of smile and elegance. If you want Europeans trash talk Italians you have to ask southern Italian about northern Italians or vica versa. :D

[–] genau@europe.pub 1 points 1 day ago
[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

You're not wrong. All the cool Italians left and are in my friend circle.