Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 3 days ago by jordanlund@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] LoonyLenny@lemdro.id 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

My boomerang won't come back!

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago

That’s a stick.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don’t worry, boy, I know the trick, and to you I’m going to show it.

If you want your boomerang to come back, well, first you’ve got to throw it.

[–] LoonyLenny@lemdro.id 4 points 3 days ago

I owe you 14 chickens for teaching :D

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's defective, they'll issue an RMA, just be sure to return the old one or they will bill you for it.

[–] LoonyLenny@lemdro.id 3 points 3 days ago

The boomerang company doesn't want their boomerangs to come back.