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[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i’m a mentally ill lemmy nerd fuckin pray for me bros

I'm not mentally ill so I can't send prayers. I'll send thoughts instead, mainly happy thoughts about me not being mentally ill.

[Disclaimer: Not only am I mentally ill and not a dog, but I'm a chronic liar as well.]

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Disclaimer: Not only am I mentally ill and not a dog, but I'm a chronic liar as well.]

Wait. You're saying you might not be a doctor? I might have to rethink the advice you've provided me.