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  • 1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
  • 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

Shave?

That sounds incredibly sketchy. Just use wax strips.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

A lighter will make quick work of it too

[–] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Thermonuclear weapons will also get the job done. Or Nair.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Workplace bathrooms never allow you to choose the appropriate grit though, unfortunate.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Tim is always hogging the fine stuff to jerk off with

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