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submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
 
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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 36 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Well, I doubt they can get larger than earth, so I’d say it’s somewhere between 3,000 lbs and earth’s weight.

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Unforeseen twist: Earth 2.0 is a pumpkin.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago

Do we push the billionaires onto the pumpkin or do we all go on the pumpkin?

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Waiting for an eldritch God to carve us out

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe this could be the best timeline after all.

[–] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 3 points 3 weeks ago

Someone has to do the maths on the best possible nutrient, water and solar energy ratios required by pumpkins. Maybe pumpkins win!

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Mass. Whatever. :P