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[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If i could go back in time....

I'd go back two weeks and just put my car-key in a slightly different location, creating a minor, brief inconvenience for my past self. Muahahahaha.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Your small joke seems to have caused a rupture in the space-time continuum, dooming humanity to relive the same two weeks forever. Nice!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

I hope I’m on vacation those weeks.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Oh crap. Sorry man. Won't happen aga....ah shit.