For breakfast, 1 serving honey from the jar and 1 serving apple butter also from the jar. Lunch will be every pepperoni in the house. Dinner is handfuls of shredded cheese paired with a few bites of a raw carrot and frozen cookie dough for dessert.

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 10 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

If you're going to eat the cheese straight, why not just get the un-shredded version? Then you can cut chunks off, or alternatively just bite it straight off the block.

[–] makeitwonderful@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 18 hours ago

Because the regular cheese was the snacking cheeses and I ate the last of it days ago. Keep forgetting to stop at the store on the way home so now I'm surviving on ingredient cheese.

[–] odelik@lemmy.today 5 points 18 hours ago

Lost the cheese after I took it out of the fridge, put it down, grabbed a knife, and turned around and it was gone. Started looking for it, forgot what I was doing and why I had a knife. 15 minutes later I'm in the living room shaving a yak with a kitchen knife and my wife walked in, looked at me and asked me why there was a block of cheese on the TV stand, completely ignoring the fact that I'm shaving a yak with a kitchen knife in the living room.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

I like the apple butter on toast, although my husband has been known to eat it from the jar with a spoon!

[–] JohnnyMac@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Those little sargento cheese+nut packs are a godsend. Had 2 of them for dinner last night.

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Friend: What're you having for lunch?Cueball: The usual—half a pound of cheese, white bread, a glass of tomato sauce, and some salt.Friend: Eww.Label on the box: CheeseCaption below the panel.Pizza seems way grosser if you imagine eating just the ingredients.

https://xkcd.com/1616/

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 17 hours ago

Only if it's cheese