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Sucking dick makes the world go 'round
Marilyn Manson said blowjobs were like handshakes in Hollywood. But I think he might be a rapist iirc
Some days you’re getting sucked, other days you’re doing the sucking.
In this world, its milk or be milked.
Win/win
if only it were that easy