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[–] Ekybio@lemmy.world 100 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I would do the same for all my friends. And why not? Sexy time with friends should be more common, I dont see a reason not to, if its handled well.

The story is not even fake and gay, because is women on men intercourse >:3

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago

How you doin’?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 26 points 20 hours ago

Ngl, I've had sex with female friends just because they were horny and wanted something uncomplicated from someone they knew would respect boundaries. Most often, that was going down on them, which was fine by me since I always found that to be fun. Sometimes they'd reciprocate, or return the favor later on. Sometimes not, and that was fine too.

If I was bi or gay, I'm fairly sure I'd at least be willing to give hand jobs to bros.

Not all the time, every time, but at that same level of occasional where if the need is strong, but opportunity absent, why not? Doesn't hurt anyone, and as long as everyone involved is on the same page it won't.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 93 points 1 day ago (1 children)

dont see a reason not to, if its handled well.

Big caveat there. The big problem is you don't really know how people will really handle things until afterwards.

[–] Ekybio@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Fair point. So far I managed great on my end.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I'd be ok with it, but i don't know how to ask my partner "hey can I suck this other guys dick?" in a way that isn't insulting to them.

[–] Ekybio@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Since Im polyamorous, thats not an issue for me or my partners, every one of us have done that at some point. Though for monoamorous people that is probably kind of insulting and problematic.

Yes even with exactly those words, which is a little funny :D

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Dude, being poly sounds sick/dope!

[–] Ekybio@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

It is!

Turns out that living without the fear of your own desires and emotions is pure freedom. If you are in monoamorus relationship and fall in love with a third person, thats a threat. For me right now the same situation is pure bliss. I get to love another human after all, that feels great!

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

More like holesome

ba-dum tss

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Ekybio@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sure why not. I like it when people are direkt with their questions :D

Just tell me if its more about sucking dick then friendship. Dont mind either, just need the clarity

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Both equally important. Actually will probably prioritise the friendship higher.

[–] Ekybio@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Respectable answer. Is that a serious inquiry? Or just online talk?

Serious means DM, online talk means you dont need to further comment on the thread here

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Seriously interested in anyone up for friendship. This would be the 3rd or 4th time i come across this sort of thing on Lemmy, no one follows through. I make a chat app channel and no one joins. I'll DM you.

The dick sucking was all online speak, not interested in that at all. No one is going to be able to beat the skills and hotness of my wife....so I'm sorted there.