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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's split personality (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Toss in some celery, carrots, onions, salt, and a heavy grind of fresh pepper for a spicy UTI.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't beat that all natural UTI soup

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

Hey, at the store I have to pay for yeast supplements!