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So basically a church of assholes competing with each other to out asshole each other. Then they wonder why their kids don't talk to them and that "manliness" skips a generation. I am willing to bet these "absurdly manly" men are in the closet and over compensating.Using an iron is too feminine? Bitch if you want to be respected as a professional don't fucking show up in wrinkled ass clothes. Why do you think the army fucking irons? Because you look good in unwrinkled clothes. God dammit I am going on a rant again.
Irons can burn in hell. Either steamer or dryer, but ironing legitimately sucks. It somehow makes my shirt more wrinkly than I started.
Sounds like you're too manly for your iron. Try being a bit gayer next time.
Try fucking your shirt. Nothing manlier than a man manhandling a piece of rag.
It's also Russian for bonus points. Masculinity is defined as being the oppressor class and thus can never attain stability