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I'd just go to the local hospital and tell them that I suffer from anmesia. I will then depend on the social system for support and will eventually aquire new legal documents. After that I'd probably use my knowledge to breeze through an apprenticeship to get into my line of work again.
Tell me you’re not American without using those words.
"Morty, you beat cancer then you went back to work at the carpet store!?"
Vibes
Maybe he actually likes his job?
Yeah, feels like this is much less of a challenge in a civilised country. I'd just go and say I've got amnesia. I'd probably get access to various supports so I wouldn't be very worried, I'm sure I could requalify as something quickly enough. Be a bit of a hassle, but I can't see any interesting ways to exploit it, so I'd just make the best of it.
I’m an immigrant in Germany with a discernible accent. I don’t know what would happen if I reported myself to a hospital, but I don’t think it would end in work allowance, even here.