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[–] nyctre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know it's a joke and all, but it's not just the pH that makes something burn. A regular coke has a pH of around 2.5, for example.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh yeah? Then explain the sensation my sphincter feels upon butt-chugging three cans of coke, smart guy?

[–] nyctre@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe that's caused by the CO2, but I'd have to test to be sure, brb.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They still aren't back... Oh god, did you do 4 cans?! Everyone knows you can't do 4 cans!

[–] nyctre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Now you tell me?!

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't know, I heard that coke can burn a hole in your septum