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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Syntax error: Mismatched △
FATAL ERROR! DRAIN ARCANE ENTRY IMMEDIATELY!
ARCANE ENERGY COULD NOT BE DRAINED AND WILL BE DISPERSED WHEN PROCESS IS TERMINATED.
Kernel panic: Syntax error in interpreted kernel code. Spell OS 0.2.437 will now terminate.

*Firery explosion

“And that’s the most efficient way we’ve found of casting fireball. We’re still working on getting round to finding a more elegant solution.”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

"Thank you for playing Wing Commander"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Sounds like the beginning of an SCP story