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[โ€“] [email protected] 143 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To โ€ข And I Will Never Speak To You I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

For real though, these machines are here in service to me, not the other way around. I'm the one calling the shots, get onboard with that or I unplug yo ass.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

that is so good. she's a great performer.

how do you feel, Lionel?

๐Ÿ˜—๐ŸคŒ

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Divine being" and "holy tongue"... well can't get on board with that. Machines have better manners than mosr of the people I hear talking.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Well considering most gods have committed an atrocity or twelve, I say this is actually just further evidence the meme is correct. Damned machines don't even know how to be petty assholes, how unholy of them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

most humans do suck, but it's the principal of the matter

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)

About about the rice cooker playing a little melody? Is that acceptable or should I put it out back now?

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Max three beeps is okay.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Poor rice cooker, just being happy to provide you nourishment

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

those please me. they are permitted to stay.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

that should be a own post xD