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JD Vance wondering when penguins are going to say thank you for tariff suspension (theshovel.com.au)

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US Vice President JD Vance says he is shocked to hear that penguins living on The Heard and McDonald Islands 1500km north of Antarctica are yet to show gratitude for Donald Trump’s decision to reverse tariffs in the region.

In an interview today, Vance said he was yet to hear anything at all from the island’s birdlife about the tariffs.

“You would think that they would be happy about this announcement. But yet we’ve heard absolutely nothing from them. Not a squeak. How ungrateful can you be?” Vance said.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

At least the penguins are wearing suits

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Argh! Beat me to it! Take your damn upvote!